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The "F" Off 12/10/10

With the recent events involving ThatGurl, you would think that this post would be about her… well, no because I have nothing good or bad to say about her, plus I would be giving her the honor being part of another post on this blog. No…No…No… this time, this post is about the most Cynical, sadistic, group of people on the face of this planet...........Little Old Ladies.





These women are some of the fiercest people in the world, and will to do whatever it takes to get what they want just because they old or because they lived through “tough” times.


There are three main classifications of Little Old Ladies (LOLs), 1st there is “the sweet LOL”, they tend to have led a good and enjoyable life, nice to every one they meet, but around Christmas time…watch the hell out, they would tear your head from your neck just to get a toy for their grandchildren. They rank anywhere from a 1 to a 4 on the fierce-o-meter.


Next comes “the sour LOL”, they tend to have led a very grumpy and grouchy life, and they want the rest of the world to know it. Being one of the more dangerous LOLs, they have a tendency, to get mad at everyone and everything and make everyone’s life a living hell. They rank about a 5 to an 8 on the scale.


Now the last one is known as “The Hybrid LOL”, this is the most dangerous one out of the lot. The only reason it’s so dangerous is because it’s deceitful. It’s like a Venus Fly Trap, or biting into a very sweet bar of chocolate, just to find out that it was made from warheads. They first lure you in with their niceness then… POW! Then they got you in there trap of yelling and telling you that your wrong. They rank a 9 or a 10 on the scale.


I tell you this because, like I said, I work at UPS and all day long I have to deal with these people. The sweets, the sours and the Hybrids. These people come in, and ask me to pack their entire collection of fine china and expect me to do it in record time, and then get pissey when I don’t. Sometimes I just want to say “you know what, you old bat… you think you can pack it better than me, and faster than me, then go right ahead.” But if I said that I’d probably be fired that day.


But those Little Old Ladies just piss me the “F” off.

A Day in the Life 12/7/10

Today... was a great day... I finally told off ThatGurl, and pretty much told her that she was a mind controlling little bitch, who had nothing better to do then to play with my emotions...Long Story, short... we're not friends anymore... i feel really good :D

A Day in the Life 11/30/10

     So… I have been out of commission for the past couple of weeks and I’ll explain what happened. It all started 3 weeks ago, my friend ThatGurl, who was originally called “Toto”, Said she was going to LA with one of her friends” I was like “ that’s cool,  whatever”, Now Nov 2nd rolls around and she posts on Facebook about selling some of her Lolita clothes. Later, one of her friends say that they want to see, then she said something that pretty much made my heart drop. She said that, and I quote “Oh you will! If I can steal my BOYFRIEND’s camera…..” I know she wasn’t she wasn’t talking about me, because I asked her if she wanted to hangout before this and she said she “had plans”.

    Now, Nov 4th, I flat out told her I need to talk to her, and later that night, when I saw her, I asked her “if
we were still dating”, she said “Oh I thought this was public knowledge” (Never a good sign) I said “No, I wasn’t told anything” then she said “I thought we talked about this before, and we said that we’ll still be friends” and I asked her “if we still had a chance” she paused, then said “yes, but just not now” (again never a good sign, not too sure but she might have just lied to me, but hey what do I know). So the night ended with a hug and that was it.

    Now Nov 7th, I’m browsing Facebook, and I see that she posted something on her status about her being in LA and it said and I quote “My BOYFRIEND’s here for work and I decided to tag along.” Right there, that simple line of words, not doing anything but being words.…….. KILLED ME! Not gonna lie, I couldn’t eat, sleep, or do anything, until she came back on the 10th, even then I struggled trying to eat solid foods. It felt like someone went through my heart with a sword, pulled it out and put it back in, in another position, then continued to run through me, then pushing the butt of the sword forward with their foot making it hurt more. Hate to say this, but I was actually contemplating how I was going do it.

   So… The last couple of weeks, if been walking around like I was dead and planning what I was going to say to her when I see her again. Only one small problem, I couldn’t muster up the courage to tell her how I really feel (NO BALLS!!!!). The worst part is because I’m holding back, my thought are beginning to manifest itself it to all these negative, and bad thoughts. So I have no choice, I have to tell her. Would like to know what you guys think.

    Oh and about my car I got it fixed and it came to $770, and the funny thing was when I went to go get the car, the mechanic was like “the car works perfectly, there should be nothing wrong with it”. So I went to go get the car, I went in the car, and the car didn’t start up. So I told the mechanic said I just pulled the car out 1hr ago, there was nothing wrong. So he gave me back my check and then said we’ll take a look at it tomorrow, so I had to walk home. The next day, the mechanic called up and said that one the other mechanics pulled the plug out of the battery, that’s why it didn’t start. I just laughed.

there's the song thats been playing in my head for the last 2 weeks,



minus all the gay things lol

Update 11/22/10

Hey guys, listen i've been very busy the last few weeks, and I'm really sorry for not responding or commenting on your guys blogs but I've been trying to get my life together and trying to figure some things out, not to mention that thanksgiving is this week and i have to start cooking and baking. i will try and put up something new by Friday.

Among the Hate: Video Games

Ever since I was a kid, I loved Video Games, didn’t matter if they were good or bad. When I played, I never cared about how good the graphics were, how the story was or even how good the music was. I only cared about one thing, and one thing only, gameplay. Gameplay is what makes the game.

I remember a time when game had 8-bit graphics (i.e. The Atari 2600, The Intellevision, and the Calicovision) those were, in my opinion one the best times in gaming history for two major reasons, the lack of graphics, and probably the most fun gameplay. Just try and imagine… you’re about 10 years old and your parents are out for the night or they are asleep and you just got an Atari 2600. Now you shut off the lights, sit in front of the TV and the only light is that of the TV and you’re playing for hours upon hours, games that have little to no graphics, practically no music and just letting your imagination just wander. It’s just the about the most perfect atmosphere in the world.

I don’t want to be that guy, but a lot of the newer games don’t give off that same atmosphere then it did back then. Take for example, the new “Call of Duty”, if you were to use that game instead of a Atari 2600 game, you’d get a way different atmosphere then that of the Atari. Instead of the no music and little sound it would be loud & intense music with loud & intense sounds or the simple 8-bit graphics, now become the 256-bit graphics… of seizure-ary DOOM. I’m not saying these games are bad, I’m just saying it not the say feel as it was before.

I love any game that comes for the 8, 16, and 32 –bit eras, these in my opinion where the best of the best, of what video games had to offer.  Once the 64-bit era hit, that was it, it all downhill from there, don’t get me wrong, I loved those games to but they didn’t have the same feel as the others and only a nice handful really stood out. But after the 64-bit era, the technology increased, thus the games tech also increased, the games became more about how pretty the game looked, compared to how fun the games was, in a nutshell Graphics > Gameplay.

One of my friends, who I’ll call texmex, fought me about this, tooth and nail. He says that if pacman or tetris came out this year would it have done as good as it did back when game where first starting. I tell him maybe it would have because those games have an almost infinity replay value, where you could play for hours and not get totally bored with it, but he’s a douchebag and he won’t listen to reason.

Here’s a list of my top 10 Favorite games (One Game per Franchise)

10. Tomba

9. Super Castlevania

8. Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon

7. VectorMan

6. Kirby Super Star

5. Super Mario Bros.

4. Metal Gear Solid

3. Earthbound

2. Banjo Kazooie

1. Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past

Around Teh Webz

So I was just browsing the web, when I across this beauty...

Yes... Anybody who knows what Monty Python is or saw The Holy Grail, knows what this is. For the people who might not know, this was a prop used to make the sound of horse's footsteps...

I was laughing so hard when i see this, both the movie and the toy but like all good things, this too had its flaw, and that was the price... a whopping $69.99 for a pair of most likely plastic coconuts. When I saw the price, my jaw physical dropped and I was thinking "WTF", but then I saw who was selling them...my good buddy Toywiz.com, infamous for selling cheaply made items for obscene prices.

Might as well, go to a super market, buy a coconut, then cut it open and carve out the stuff yourself.